Résumé du Roman
Le fiancé et Xiaosan étaient ensemble, et Xiaosan a également appelé un vieux veuf pour demander le mariage. Jiang Wan a épousé un jeune prince malade, Chongxi, en colère.
Le mari des jeunes mariés, qui était malade, tomba soudainement malade, et il était sur le point de mourir, et il serait également enterré vivant. À cette époque, un système d'auto-sauvetage à base de chair à canon est apparu et une tâche extrêmement honteuse a été lancée :
Embrasser votre marié et lui dire : Votre Altesse, je suis content de vous depuis longtemps, assurez-vous de me laisser donner naissance à des singes pour vous.
Jiang Wan : "…"
La rumeur disait que Son Altesse Royale le Roi Jing ne pouvait pas vivre au-delà de la vingtaine, mais il ne s'attendait pas non plus à vivre au-delà de la vingtaine, mais que son corps devenait plus sain. Lorsqu'un étranger a demandé son secret, le roi Jing a souri légèrement et a dit : "Parce que la princesse a beaucoup de bénédictions."
Le visage de Jiang Wan rougit, encore une fois honteux de ces tâches étranges.
Balises de contenu : Un match fait au paradis voyage à travers le temps et l'espace mariage et amour match féminin
Mots clés de recherche : Protagoniste : Jiang Wan ┃ Second rôle : Zhong Lizhao ┃ Autres :
Une phrase d'introduction : si vous ne flirtez pas, vous mourrez
Objectif : affronter la vie avec optimisme et ne pas avoir peur du vent et de la pluie
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Titre Court | : | TSFMTF |
Titre Original | : | 系统逼我撩汉 |
Statut | : | Completed |
Auteur | : | a green tree |
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Weekly Rank | : | #5273 |
Monthly Rank | : | #5866 |
All Time Rank | : | #6151 |
Mots Clés | : | Adult, Ancient China, Beautiful Female Lead, Comedic Undertone, Female Protagonist, First-time Intercourse, Handsome Male Lead, Shameless Protagonist, System, Transmigration, See edit history |
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Chapter 112 Extra 2 (The son who betrayed his father and his old father. Part 2) The two brothers were taught by Zhongli Zhao himself. The three-year-old little kid, carrying a schoolbag made by Jiang Wan himself and walking with his short legs, went to his father's study to go to school in an orderly manner. Brother Zhongli Ji not only inherited the red mole on his father's forehead, but also inherited his mature and stable personality. He likes reading and writing, which makes Zhongli Zhao less worried. But his younger brother Zhongli Shu was more mischievous and liked to ask strange questions, which often gave Zhongli Zhao a headache. "Father, why don't cats have to write, but my brother and I have to?" asked little Zhongli Shu. Zhongli Zhao sat at the top, holding a book in his hand, his eyes glued to the book, and answered perfunctorily: "Because in my father's eyes, you are smarter than a cat, and only smart children can write." "Then I want to be a cat!" The little baby's eyes lit up. "No!" the old father refused coldly and ruthlessly. "Why not? Tuntun also wants to be a stupid cat and doesn't want to write." Zhongli Shu pouted. Zhongli Zhao put down the book in his hand, looked down at his little son beside him, and patiently explained: "Because kittens are born by mother cats, you were born by your mother, and your mother is a human, so you are also a human." "Then if the mother is a cat, will Tuntun also become a cat?" Zhongli Shu blinked. That seems to be true. Zhongli Zhao thought about it, nodded slightly and said: "You can say that." Zhongli Shu opened his mouth wide and stopped asking questions. He spent the whole morning quietly with his brother. As soon as noon arrived, Zhongli Zhao put down the book, checked the big characters written by the two brothers, and nodded with satisfaction. Although the two children were still young, their wrists were weak and their writing was frivolous, they still carefully wrote the two large characters. "Let's go, your mother is waiting for us to go back for dinner." Zhongli Zhao squatted down with a handkerchief in his hand and personally wiped the ink off the faces of the two little cats. He picked up one in each hand and strode towards the backyard carrying the two little guys. "Hurry up! Father!" The two brothers clapped their hands and laughed. Before entering the house, Zhongli Zhao coughed lightly, put the little ones down, tidied their clothes, and led the two little ones into the house. Caifeng had already prepared lunch with his men. Jiang Wan came out after washing his hands and saw them coming back. He smiled and said, "Go wash your hands quickly. For lunch today we have your favorite sweet and sour spare ribs, chestnut roast chicken, and clear pigeon soup. There will also be snacks after you finish eating." The two brothers took after their father and both liked the cook in Jiang Wan's yard. "Time to eat meat!" The two brothers held hands, cheered, and ran into the bathroom to wash their hands. "These two little guys, it sounds like they have something they like to eat, but they even ignore me, their mother." Jiang Wan shook her head helplessly. Zhongli Zhao chuckled, put his arm around her shoulders, and led the group into the house. "Princess, you have wronged the two children. Tuantuan just told me on his way back that he missed his mother." Jiang Wan smiled, pulled Zhong Lizhao in, and helped the adult and two children wash their hands. The two children had suddenly grown up. After Zhongli Zhao took them to the study for enlightenment, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. He felt empty in his heart the whole morning and had no mood to do anything. After washing their hands, the family sat at the dining table to eat. The two little guys, Zhongli Ji and Zhongli Shu, did not want to be fed by the wet nurse. Each of them took a big spoon, scooped a big spoonful of rice from the bowl, and stuffed it into their mouths. They ate it very deliciously, which made people hungry just by looking at it. Zhongli Zhao's eyes were gentle. Although the princess loved to act like a spoiled child, she was very good at teaching her children. Ever since the two brothers learned to walk, she seldom asked the wet nurse to hold them. Even if they fell while walking, she would not allow the wet nurse to hold them immediately, but would encourage them patiently herself. When the two brothers started to eat, they would not allow the nurse to feed them and had to let them eat by themselves. At the beginning, the two brothers had food all over their faces and bodies, but now they can eat well. Children in other palaces, like Tuantuan and Tuntun, were still nursing in the arms of their wet nurses and needed to be carried when going out. In comparison, the princess was very good at raising children. The princess taught her children and did not allow the two brothers to lose their temper with the maids and servants. She would reason with them about everything. As a result, the two children spoke clearly and were occasionally naughty but still cute at a young age. After dinner, Zhong Lishu washed his face and ran to Jiang Wan impatiently. He looked up and said softly, "Mother, can you ask Tutun to hide in your belly and then give birth to Tutun after it turns into a kitten?" "Kitten?" Jiang Wan was stunned and looked at Zhongli Zhao. Zhongli Zhao raised his eyebrows, knowing that his son was still thinking about being a cat in order to avoid writing, so he told him what happened in the morning with a smile. After hearing this, Jiang Wan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Silly pig, you're already this big, you can't hide in your mother's belly anymore." "Although you don't have to write when you're a kitten, you have to catch mice, eat bad food, and be separated from your brother, father, and mother. The kittens in your neighbor's grandfather's and sister Musk Moon's homes were all taken away from our home. If you become a kitten, you will also have to go to someone else's home. Do you still want to be a kitten now?" When Zhongli Shu heard this, he hurriedly shook his head and said, "I don't want to be separated from my brother, father, and mother. I don't want to be a kitten anymore." "Silly boy." Jiang Wan touched his head. "How about this? If you finish writing the characters assigned by your father carefully every day, your mother will reward you with snacks. After eating the snacks, your mother can also use your favorite cat's paw seal to stamp the characters you wrote. How about it?" The cat's paw seal was Jiang Wan's personal seal, carved for her by Zhongli Zhao himself. The cat's paw was Jiang Wan's request. "Okay!" Zhongli Shu nodded vigorously. He liked his mother's cat paw seal the most, but it was a pity that his mother didn't let him play with it. Jiang Wan looked at his brother Zhong Liji again and said with a smile, "Tuan Tuan is the same." Zhongli Ji's eyes sparkled and he smiled happily. Compared to Zhongli Zhao, Jiang Wan was more adept at dealing with his son's strange questions. "Mother, why does the sun set at night?" "Tuantuan and Tuntun study during the day, so they will feel tired and want to sleep at night, right? The same goes for the sun, it also needs to sleep at night." Jiang Wan said in a gentle tone. "Mother, why can't the kitten speak?" "The kitten can talk. When it meows, it's telling you to go and write." From then on, when little Zhongli Shu practiced calligraphy, there was always a cat supervising him. "Mother, why does the elder brother have a younger brother, but Tuntun doesn't have a younger brother?" "…because Tuntun's younger brother hasn't been born yet, ask your mother to give Tuntun a younger brother and then a younger sister in the future." Before Jiang Wan could answer, Zhongli Zhao, who was reading a book nearby, answered. Jiang Wan poked Zhong Lizhao with her finger, "You wish, I never said that!" Zhongli Zhao held her fingers and whispered, "Hao Wanwan, can you bear to see Tuntun disappointed?" Jiang Wan glanced at him, "I don't know whether Tuntun is disappointed or not, but I know someone must be very disappointed." Zhongli Zhao touched his nose, hugged her and said, "I just hope you can give me a daughter." Jiang Wan leaned softly into his arms and said with a smile, "If you want to give birth, Your Highness can do it yourself." "I live my life as I wish." Zhongli Zhao said meaningfully. Jiang Wan glared at him, "Not serious, Tuntun and Tuantuan are still here!" Zhongli Zhao turned around and saw two pairs of round, innocent eyes. He coughed lightly and let go of Jiang Wan. "Is Father kissing Mother? Tuntun and brother want to kiss too!" Zhongli Zhao glared at his son and said, "No!" Little Zhongli Shu pouted and said in a baby voice, "Father is such a stingy person! Such a stingy person!" Jiang Wan burst into laughter, and his brother Zhongli Ji also laughed, calling his father a stingy person. Before going to bed at night, Zhongli Shu said mysteriously to his brother, "Brother, let me tell you a secret. I am going to be a brother. Father said that I will have a younger brother and a younger sister. I have a younger sister, but you don't." Zhongli Ji tilted his head and said softly, "But Tuantun's sister is also my sister!" Little Zhong Lishu was stunned and said unhappily: "My sister is mine, not my brother's!" "She is Tuantun's sister and also my sister!" Little Zhongli Ji emphasized. "It's not my brother's! It's not my brother's!" Zhongli Shu burst into tears. The wet nurses and maids outside the house were startled, thinking that the two brothers were fighting. "Brother is so bad, Tuntun doesn't like him anymore." As soon as he entered the room, he saw his younger brother Zhongli Shu crying very sadly, while his older brother Zhongli Ji emphasized seriously: "Sister is mine too!" Everyone tried to comfort him, but little Zhongli Shu would not coax him no matter what. He would not allow his sister to be his brother's. The maid had no choice but to report to Jiang Wan and Zhongli Zhao. The couple had just fallen asleep when they heard the brothers crying, and they hurriedly put on their clothes to go and see. After understanding the whole story, Jiang Wan said in a serious tone, "Tuntun's sister was born to the mother, and the brother and Tuntun were also born to the mother, so the sister is naturally the brother's sister." "Besides, brother is very good to Tuntun and leaves all the delicious food for Tuntun. Shouldn't Tuntun also share his sister with brother? You were mean to brother just now and he was sad." Little Zhongli Shu sniffed, glanced at his brother who was standing next to him with a sullen face, and sobbed, "But my brother has a younger brother, but Tuntun doesn't have a younger brother." "..." Jiang Wan had a headache. How should she explain it? "Tuntun will have it in the future, and so will brothers and sisters." There is no other way, just coax the child first, as for whether to have more children or not, it is a matter for the future. "Well... okay, sister will share with brother." The little guy thought about it and decided to be generous. "Tuntun is so good." Jiang Wan praised him, and then said in a gentle and persuasive way: "Tuntun was mean to brother just now, shouldn't he apologize to brother?" "Yeah." Zhongli Shu nodded and apologized to his brother awkwardly, "I'm sorry, brother. Tuntun shouldn't have been so mean to you just now." Zhongli Ji pursed his lips. Even though his younger brother had just made him very angry, he was the older brother and his younger brother had also apologized, so he was not angry anymore. He said "hmm" and took the initiative to hold his brother's hand. Just like that, the two brothers reconciled, but from that day on, they stared at Jiang Wan's belly every day and asked, "Mother, why hasn't my sister come out yet? My sister is too lazy." "My sister is not lazy, she just likes to sleep." "Then let's wait a little longer!" The little guy sighed, like a little adult, "We are brothers, we don't care about our sisters." "..." Jiang Wan looked at her flat belly and suddenly didn't know how to explain to her two sons. Fortunately, perhaps because she sensed the expectations of her two brothers, Jiang Wan became pregnant again three months later. That day, when the father and his two sons came back from outside, they saw Jiang Wan standing in the yard with a smile on his face. When he heard them coming back, he turned around and said, "Congratulations, you are going to be a father and a brother." The two children were all stunned, and their faces, as if they were cast in the same mold, showed joy. They said happily, "I'm going to have a sister (daughter)!" Jiang Wan stroked her belly and said nothing. It is true that she is pregnant, but it is not certain whether it is a daughter or a son. Whether it is a son or a daughter, she hopes that her children will be happy and healthy. Looking at the two children in the yard, Jiang Wan showed a gentle smile on his face.
Chapter 111 Extra 1 (The son who betrayed his father and his old father. Part 1) The arrival of the two children made the somewhat deserted Jingwang Mansion lively all of a sudden. Zhongli Zhao originally thought that it would be difficult for Jiang Wan to get pregnant due to his physical condition, but he did not expect that Jiang Wan was not only pregnant, but also pregnant with two children. When Jiang Wan was pregnant, he seemed calm and composed, and acted calmly, not doing anything stupid like an ordinary man who becomes a father for the first time. Even Jiang Wan had doubted whether Zhongli Zhao didn't like children. Until one night, Jiang Wan was awakened by the rustling sound outside, and she found out that Zhongli Zhao, the silly father, was so excited that he couldn't sleep and got up in the middle of the night to practice sword to express his joy. With excitement and nervousness in his heart, Zhongli Zhao welcomed his twin sons. At that moment, he felt as relaxed as drinking ice brew in the dog days of summer, and he couldn't wait to tell the world. But this joy did not last long. As the two children learned to walk and started to make trouble, Zhongli Zhao began to have a headache. The precious orchid that I had carefully raised, the calligraphy and paintings that I had been looking for for a long time, and the one-of-a-kind warm jade chess pieces were all ruined by them. Zhongli Zhao felt extremely distressed, but he was not angry. After all, these two little bastards were his own children. They are my own children, what else can I do? Therefore, in the eyes of everyone, Zhong Lizhao is a father who hurts his son. He never has a child's anger. Sometimes the two cubs make mistakes, and when Jiang Wanqi wants to beat them, Zhong Li Zhao will stop Jiang Wan, and the two little cubs speak in a warm voice. Children Zhongli Ji and Zhongli Shu have always believed that the gentlest person in the world is their father, and the most ferocious person is their mother, who has her hands on her hips and a head spewing fire. Until one day, they realized they were wrong. One day at noon when they had just learned to walk, Zhongli Ji and Zhongli Shu had a sweet nap. When they woke up and found no one in the room, the two little guys held hands and walked out with their short legs, deciding to look for their favorite mother, who was not gentle. Staggering to the door, the two brothers pushed it open with difficulty, climbed over the threshold and rolled to the ground with a thud. It was cold and they were wearing warm clothes. The two brothers were like two round balls and were not hurt at all from the fall. The elder brother pulled his younger brother to stand up and tried to push the door of the inner room. As soon as they pushed the door open, the two brothers heard their mother crying. Their father, the beautiful lady, was coaxing her softly. The elder brother Zhongli Ji was still curious, while the younger brother Zhongli Shu opened his mouth and shouted, "Zhao Zhao, don't hit Wan Wan!" The noise in the inner room suddenly stopped. After a moment, the two brothers saw the beautiful father open the curtains with a fierce expression, "Why are you two here instead of sleeping in the room?" The younger brother Zhongli Shu blinked his eyes and said in a baby voice, "I'm awake now. Come with me to find Wanwan. Zhaozhao, don't hit Wanwan!" The elder brother Zhong Liji nodded his little head and agreed with his younger brother, "Zhao Zhao wants to beat Wan Wan, Wan Wan is in pain!" “…” Faced with two pairs of dark, round eyes and the innocent expression of his own son, Zhongli Zhao was speechless for a moment. Jiang Wan covered her red face, poked his shoulder, poked her head out from behind him, and forced a smile, "Father didn't hit mother, Tuantuan and Tuntun heard it wrong." Tuan Tuan is the nickname of the elder brother Zhong Li Ji, and Tun Tun is the nickname of the younger brother Zhong Li Shu. Jiang Wan gave them the names because when they were young, the elder brother was well-behaved like a glutinous rice dumpling, while the younger brother loved to eat and sleep like a little pig. At first, Zhongli Zhao wanted to fight for a better nickname, but Jiang Wan said that he was the one who chose the real name, so he had to choose the nickname himself. In order not to make his own princess angry, he had to sacrifice his son. "What are Zhaozhao and Wanwan doing?" The two brothers tilted their heads and lay on the doorstep, one on the left and one on the right. Jiang Wan blushed and twisted Zhong Lizhao's arm. Zhong Lizhao reacted and coaxed his son with a bad face: "Father just made your mother angry, so your mother cried. Tuantuan and Tuntun can you help father to coax your mother?" The two brothers nodded ignorantly, ran to Jiang Wan, each holding one of her hands, and coaxed Jiang Wan: "Wan Wan, don't cry, Zhao Zhao is naughty." Jiang Wan chuckled, glanced at Zhong Lizhao, and patted the brothers' heads, "Okay, don't cry, Wan Wan." Zhong Lizhao, who was sitting next to them, was unhappy. "You taught them that. Now they don't even call me mother or father." Jiang Wan held his son's hand, put on his shoes, and got out of bed, then followed them out. Hearing this, he turned around and smiled, "Your Highness, are you angry that they called your name, or are you angry that they ruined your good deeds?" "Ahem, stop talking nonsense." Zhongli Zhao coughed. Jiang Wan smiled evilly and said, "You're not scared, are you?" "...No." Zhongli Zhao thought about how he was in high spirits just now, but suddenly heard his son's baby voice, and he almost sent himself away on the spot. In the evening, the family of four finished their dinner. The couple played with the two brothers for half an hour, and when they saw their little heads nodding and their eyelids starting to droop, they sent the brothers back to their room. After returning to the house, Jiang Wan took a bath first, and after coming out, she sat in front of the bronze mirror with her hair loose, applying perfume on her body. Zhongli Zhao sat under the window, looking at her slender figure under her thin clothes, and thinking of the lovemaking that came to an abrupt end in the afternoon, he couldn't help but feel moved. He put down the book in his hand, stood up, came behind Jiang Wan and hugged her. Zhong Lizhao's voice was low and hoarse, "The two little bastards finally fell asleep. Now they are not allowed to ruin my good deeds again." Jiang Wan couldn't help laughing, turned around and held Zhong Lizhao's face, pretending to be caring and said: "Poor Your Highness, next time I teach those two brats a lesson, will you still feel sorry for them?" Zhongli Zhao didn't say anything, but kissed her hard. They lingered for a while before separating. Jiang Wan pushed his chest and said breathlessly, "Go take a shower first." "Wait for me." Zhongli Zhao breathed rapidly, pinched the soft flesh on her body, turned around and strode to the purification room. Perhaps thinking about the meat that he had not yet eaten, Zhongli Zhao took a quick bath. He went in and splashed water on his body a few times, then wiped himself clean and put on his coat before coming out. He went out of Chang'an for business last month and just came back a few days ago. It just so happened that Jiang Wan had her period, which just ended yesterday. If you calculate carefully, he has been vegan for more than a month. However, when he strode out of the purification room and opened the tent with great anticipation, he saw two little guys lying next to Jiang Wan. The two little guys opened their eyes wide, gave him a cute smile, and shouted happily: "Zhao Zhao, sleep with Zhao Zhao!" "..." Zhongli Zhao put down the tent and endured it, but finally he couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened the tent, picked up the two kids, and walked out. "Hey, Your Highness, where are you taking them?" Jiang Wan shouted hurriedly. The only response she got was the slam of a door and her own son's fading protest, "Zhao Zhao is so bad! He won't let us sleep with Wan Wan!" "Bad Zhao Zhao, I don't like Zhao Zhao anymore!" "Heh!" Zhongli Zhao put the two brothers on the bed and said condescendingly: "Wanwan is my princess and can only sleep with me. Don't even think about it." The two brothers stared blankly at their handsome father, and suddenly burst into tears. Their young hearts received a great shock. The nanny tried to comfort them, but the two brothers refused to appreciate it and kept howling while looking at their father who loved them the most. Zhongli Zhao frowned, "There's no point in crying. From now on, you are not allowed to sleep with your mother." Needless to say, during the month that Jiang Wan was away from Chang'an, she secretly took the children to sleep in the main room. Otherwise, how could these two little guys want to sleep with Jiang Wan. Hearing this, the two brothers cried even harder, but their father the Beautiful King did not back down. Finally, they got tired of crying and fell asleep while crying. The two brothers were still sobbing in their sleep. Zhongli Zhao returned to the main room. Jiang Wan lay on the bed and looked at him with a smile. He asked, "Are you asleep?" Zhongli Zhao rubbed his forehead and said, "I'm asleep." "They are still young, it is normal for them to want to sleep with us. Your Highness, why did you insist on sending them back to the room and causing them to cry for so long?" Zhong Lizhao's expression was serious. "No, everything else is fine except this one." Jiang Wan laughed, "What a stingy guy." "How can you be stingy? We have been separated for so long, don't you miss me?" Zhongli Zhao took off his coat, stood in front of the bed and looked down at her. Even though they have been married for several years, Jiang Wan still couldn't resist his charm when he looked at her like this. Her face instantly turned red, and she stammered, "A little bit." Zhongli Zhao also smiled, leaned over and kissed her, and whispered in her ear: "I was wrong. I will never indulge those two brats again." Jiang Wan glanced at him, his eyes sparkling, his Adam's apple rolled, and he forgot everything in an instant. A few days later, Jiang Wan took his two brothers to attend Princess Musk Moon's wedding. During the bridal chamber, the royal family members were making fun of Musk Moon and her husband, and told her husband not to bully Princess Musk Moon. At this time, little Zhong Lishu shouted loudly: "Hitting people is bad, Daddy is bad and hits Wanwan, Wanwan is crying!" Everyone was stunned and looked at Jiang Wan. Jiang Wan showed an awkward smile, covered his stupid mouth and said, "Puntun, that's nonsense. It's not true." "Haha..." Everyone laughed, but the look in their eyes when they looked at Jiang Wan changed, and they looked indescribably pitiful. Jiang Wan: “…” Your Highness, it’s not that I don’t want to help you explain, it’s that no one believes you. If you want to blame someone, blame these two brats for betraying their father. After Musk Moon's wedding, Zhongli Zhao discovered that everyone was looking at him strangely. There was condemnation, sudden enlightenment, and regret in their eyes. A few days later, the emperor asked him to consult about state affairs, and hesitantly persuaded him: "Little uncle, little aunt is gentle and virtuous, and you are a man. It is not gentlemanly to fight with a woman..." “…” Zhongli Zhao then realized that he had been tricked by his own son. In the following years, when the girls in Chang'an saw the handsome face of Prince Jing and thought of the rumors that he had beaten the princess, their hearts would pound like a deer. Zhongli Zhao has never come forward to explain this. But the brothers Tuantuan and Tuntun suddenly discovered that their handsome father was no longer gentle, and sometimes even more vicious than their mother Wanwan. The two brothers were overwhelmed with grief, feeling that they were no longer their father and mother's little darlings.
La historia es buena, pero recomiendo q lo lean en otro sitio, porq le faltan fragmentos a los capítulos y no son tan simples como las opciones q le da el sistema a la fl, sino tan grandes como escenas más o menos importantes en la historia, aunq puedan pasar desapercibidas. A pesar de q este error existe desde hace ya algunos años, aun no ha sido solucionado.
Fluffy and so funny!! I laugh all the way reading it. Got bored in the middle but overall not bad.
This seems to have couple of extras chapter. Please update the extras 🥲.